Friday, April 19, 2013

To be or not to be a schmuck?

The dictionary defines Schmuck as "one who is stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious detestable person, in Yiddish it means penis."

Well let me tell you there where a lot of penises out tonight the Yiddish kind to be specific. These poor beautiful girls in packs like a herd the wise man said clink clink with their heels as the herd moves from place to place, and these penises stand at the bar waiting for these girls in the herd to approach them. Marvelous people watching, if you ask me.

Why do these beauties put up with these penises I ask? Self-doubt, fear of rejection, or just simple stupidity I think. I am no expert but why? Why do you strut your shit dt in your slutty lil outfit that cost you your $15 dollars just to stand around at the bar in the mere hope that a schmuck may speak to you just to stand there and have him not buy you a drink. So sad for these beauties.

So here it goes rules to live by

1. Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with
2. You picked a lemon, lemonade is over rated throw it away
3. You already have an asshole you don't need another one
4. The word "Busy" is a load of crap
5. If he wants to find you, he will.

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Love ~ A Blonde and Her Bag

P.s. Know 19 something's with fake id's where harmed in the creation of this blog post. In no way shape or form does this cast judgement just facts people

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